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lookatthesefuckingbirds:

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Okay, vaguely related, but a friend of mine was once taking some snowy owls to canada to be released–they’d been injured while in the states, taken to the avian rehab facility where he worked, and were healthy again. But at that time of year, most  snowy owls had migrated back north to canada. So he drove to the border with three crates of screamingly angry snowy owls in back. He got to the border, declared his cargo, and immediately found himself in Big Trouble With Canadian Border Security. 

(There was nothing wrong with what he’d been doing, it had all been cleared in advance and he had all his paperwork in order. But nobody told the border guys that.)

They demanded that he take the owls out of the crates for inspection. He refused; these were very, very angry, agitated wild birds. They asked him lots of questions. They finally asked why he was taking the owls to canada, and he explained that that’s where they’re from.

The customs agent demanded “WELL, how did Canada’s owls even get to America in the first place?!”

My friend responded, “Sir. They can fly.”

The customs agent let him go.

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whatwouldjessusdo:

angel-starbeam:

web-s:

tomftholland:

cockyhorror:

kinktendo-shamecube:

kinktendo-shamecube:

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

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Originally posted by mansplainedmarxist

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This will never get old.

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Originally posted by chiekuchiki

Kinda works

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guy:

penicillium-pusher:

penicillium-pusher:

Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

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So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

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Good news everyone!!

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Princess baby got an upgrade!!!

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She says thank you for all the love 💕

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this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com

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